Monday, January 28, 2008
New Plymouth Adventures
"I can't believe how the airport has turned into a breeding ground for obscure hairstyles. So far I've spied a man with a three foot pink ponytail, and a guy with grey hair and a jet black beard."
"Hmmm, the woman in front is wearing a brown jacket so hairy/wooly I mistook her briefly for a gorilla."
"Whenever I travel by plane, I take time gaze around and examine the other passangers. Ever since the tv show Lost came to air I've done this. Just looking around thinking that these people could become my extended family is we crash on an island. Pretty much a typical flight, old people, children, I wonder if there is a doctor???"
"I just saw a mullet!!!"
"You can bus backwards, why not fly! That could be cool! Let's fly backwards not only on private jets."
"Some of those mountains looked like half-finished pyramids. Now as we're flying over water, and no dolphins, whales or Jaws characters. I can't tell whether this would be the best or worst place to crash."
"Dad's pretending to be putting the handbrake on the plane. Maybe if I'm lucky some luggage with fall on him when he stands up"
"Dad and I have just spent the last 4 minutes figuiring out how to open boot, quite hilarious actually"
"I just embarrased myself plenty. I walked out of the loo and slamed into a woman, then, after i washed my hands and was using the handdryer, my pen and paper on the bench lifted off the bench and went flying, and when I went to pick it down I very almost got hit by an opening door."
"Hmmm, I think i just saw a reindeer farm, or where they deer with antlers?"
Yay, we're in New Plymouth, only took nearly 10 hours!"
"On street, driving, no thinking about it, yep, now turning in a circle, oh wait, backing up the drive, steep, steep, drive. Damn! Sweet Child Of Mine is playing. I love that song! And parked, wait, adjusting the car, now we're officially parked. Must remember to make grand entrance!"
"The other cat is well, not so attractive. Um, staring at me funny??? Must stop being so paranoid about glaring cats."
"Apparenlty I used to throw up when I was forced to go to sleep when I was a baby. HOW THE HELL DOES THAT COME UP IN CIVILIZED CONVERSATION?????"
"OMG, I just had a tour of Pam's room where I'll be sleeping, it is a dream come true! DVD's and Video's filling bookselves ceiling high!"
"Ouch, so I wanted to plug in my cellphone charger, so I removed the plug thinking it was the fan, instead it was for all the main appliances in the room, like tv, DVD, video and the lamp I had switched on. So, I'm sitting in the dark, recovering from an extremly mild electric shock. Need to sleep"
"Dad just gave me a box of videos and said I can choose whatever I want to keep"
"Apparently we just drove past Steven Jennings house. My question is, why aren't we stopping in for tea and cake???"
"Yay, I just patted a white rabbit! I'm missing Riley. I hope he remembers me!"
"I've just bought Bex a pink lunchbox with kittens on. I'm actually quite proud of lunchboxes right now, I just realised how reusable they are, very wonderful for the environment."
"Thank goodness Sounds is having financial problems!!! I just bought the CSS CD.
CSS Is My Hot Hot Sex!"
"At the library we went to floor 2A, which the librarians call the Harry Potter room, since it's like a floor between 2 and 3, like Platform nine and three quarters, and Sirus's home so kindly leant to the Order Of The Phoenix. This is where all te behind the scenes happens. They could have used more neon."
"TODAY KIM AND ALEXANDER CAME!!!! Seriously Alexandre is the cutest most adorable 5 month baby, and he's so good. Like, never cries much, only when he wants to be picked up. I can't believe I'm the second cousin of this Mexican lad."
"I actually don't want to go! But nana's coming down with us, so that's nice. It's weird, I've never really had a family environment, mainly just mum, dad and me. I'm afraid I was 13 years too late for the huge Christmas's with everyone. All the cousins are like late 20's early 30's."
"It's funny, Kim's a 34 year olf new mother, she's a professional liguist and can speak 5 languages, and even she spills tomato sauce over the white table cloth and blames it on a teenager!"
"I look a right twit pulling faces in front of him, but you see, if he starts smiling and laughing, then I'm considered very cool!"
"Just saw Paris In Flames, and the lead singer was working at Sounds yesterday! Novemeber Zulu, which is Airplane language for NZ, wasn't as amazing as I was expecting. I preferred Paris because they did some energetic Underoath! The local emos were funny. They rushed to the stage to mosh and slam and dance for about 2 minutes, then got tired and returned to their picnic blankets."
"Ok, now I'm happy to get home, I'll be able to call Anna, and email Ben, and stop this text draught, though, Anna called in the airport, which was very handy since the duty free shops were closed and I was getting considerably bored before boarding. I esctatic to get my new timetable, and to see the skins blog!"
"Hmmm, the woman in front is wearing a brown jacket so hairy/wooly I mistook her briefly for a gorilla."
"Whenever I travel by plane, I take time gaze around and examine the other passangers. Ever since the tv show Lost came to air I've done this. Just looking around thinking that these people could become my extended family is we crash on an island. Pretty much a typical flight, old people, children, I wonder if there is a doctor???"
"I just saw a mullet!!!"
"You can bus backwards, why not fly! That could be cool! Let's fly backwards not only on private jets."
"Some of those mountains looked like half-finished pyramids. Now as we're flying over water, and no dolphins, whales or Jaws characters. I can't tell whether this would be the best or worst place to crash."
"Dad's pretending to be putting the handbrake on the plane. Maybe if I'm lucky some luggage with fall on him when he stands up"
"Dad and I have just spent the last 4 minutes figuiring out how to open boot, quite hilarious actually"
"I just embarrased myself plenty. I walked out of the loo and slamed into a woman, then, after i washed my hands and was using the handdryer, my pen and paper on the bench lifted off the bench and went flying, and when I went to pick it down I very almost got hit by an opening door."
"Hmmm, I think i just saw a reindeer farm, or where they deer with antlers?"
Yay, we're in New Plymouth, only took nearly 10 hours!"
"On street, driving, no thinking about it, yep, now turning in a circle, oh wait, backing up the drive, steep, steep, drive. Damn! Sweet Child Of Mine is playing. I love that song! And parked, wait, adjusting the car, now we're officially parked. Must remember to make grand entrance!"
"The other cat is well, not so attractive. Um, staring at me funny??? Must stop being so paranoid about glaring cats."
"Apparenlty I used to throw up when I was forced to go to sleep when I was a baby. HOW THE HELL DOES THAT COME UP IN CIVILIZED CONVERSATION?????"
"OMG, I just had a tour of Pam's room where I'll be sleeping, it is a dream come true! DVD's and Video's filling bookselves ceiling high!"
"Ouch, so I wanted to plug in my cellphone charger, so I removed the plug thinking it was the fan, instead it was for all the main appliances in the room, like tv, DVD, video and the lamp I had switched on. So, I'm sitting in the dark, recovering from an extremly mild electric shock. Need to sleep"
"Dad just gave me a box of videos and said I can choose whatever I want to keep"
"Apparently we just drove past Steven Jennings house. My question is, why aren't we stopping in for tea and cake???"
"Yay, I just patted a white rabbit! I'm missing Riley. I hope he remembers me!"
"I've just bought Bex a pink lunchbox with kittens on. I'm actually quite proud of lunchboxes right now, I just realised how reusable they are, very wonderful for the environment."
"Thank goodness Sounds is having financial problems!!! I just bought the CSS CD.
CSS Is My Hot Hot Sex!"
"At the library we went to floor 2A, which the librarians call the Harry Potter room, since it's like a floor between 2 and 3, like Platform nine and three quarters, and Sirus's home so kindly leant to the Order Of The Phoenix. This is where all te behind the scenes happens. They could have used more neon."
"TODAY KIM AND ALEXANDER CAME!!!! Seriously Alexandre is the cutest most adorable 5 month baby, and he's so good. Like, never cries much, only when he wants to be picked up. I can't believe I'm the second cousin of this Mexican lad."
"I actually don't want to go! But nana's coming down with us, so that's nice. It's weird, I've never really had a family environment, mainly just mum, dad and me. I'm afraid I was 13 years too late for the huge Christmas's with everyone. All the cousins are like late 20's early 30's."
"It's funny, Kim's a 34 year olf new mother, she's a professional liguist and can speak 5 languages, and even she spills tomato sauce over the white table cloth and blames it on a teenager!"
"I look a right twit pulling faces in front of him, but you see, if he starts smiling and laughing, then I'm considered very cool!"
"Just saw Paris In Flames, and the lead singer was working at Sounds yesterday! Novemeber Zulu, which is Airplane language for NZ, wasn't as amazing as I was expecting. I preferred Paris because they did some energetic Underoath! The local emos were funny. They rushed to the stage to mosh and slam and dance for about 2 minutes, then got tired and returned to their picnic blankets."
"Ok, now I'm happy to get home, I'll be able to call Anna, and email Ben, and stop this text draught, though, Anna called in the airport, which was very handy since the duty free shops were closed and I was getting considerably bored before boarding. I esctatic to get my new timetable, and to see the skins blog!"
Monday, January 14, 2008
Humour
A man goes into a sperm bank and says, "I'd like to make a deposit please."
The doctor says, "Go and fill this up," and gives the man a bottle.
Three days later the man returns to the sperm bank, marches into the doctor's office and says,
"I've tried with my left hand and tried with my right hand. My wife has tried with her left hand and her right hand. My mother-in-law has tried with a rubber glove on and even took her teeth out and tried with her mouth, AND NONE OF US CAN GET THE TOP OFF THAT BOTTLE!"
The doctor says, "Go and fill this up," and gives the man a bottle.
Three days later the man returns to the sperm bank, marches into the doctor's office and says,
"I've tried with my left hand and tried with my right hand. My wife has tried with her left hand and her right hand. My mother-in-law has tried with a rubber glove on and even took her teeth out and tried with her mouth, AND NONE OF US CAN GET THE TOP OFF THAT BOTTLE!"
For RB
This following blog entry is dedicated to a darling friend of mine
Dear Blogspot
I’ve decided that I live my life far too much by countdowns.
First day of school: 14 days 20 hours 40 minutes
Skins Season 2: Too Long!
Easter Holidays: 87 days
Christmas 2008: 345 days
Those are just a few examples.
I have a distressing thing to write. Last night’s Shortland Street episode was not as fantastical as I expected. After a month of waiting, the end result was not acceptable. Aside from delightful relationship strengthening scene about Shanti and Scotty, it did not meet the standard.
On a lighter note the aforementioned darling friend of mine recommended a website to me, skinsonline@blogspot.com and it is the best ‘Skins’ website I have seen in a long time! It’s updated with heaps of photos and cool stuff regularly, so always has something new to offer.
I was thinking yesterday about how only a year ago I was still in England, and that over half the people in my year at school were completely foreign to me back then. One of them is in fact the darling friend of mine, Anna.
(My cat is trying to get through the window)
Despite the fact she feels that she is actually losing her ‘cool’ factor, I’ll give her five reasons why she isn’t
1. She could very well blend into the world of ‘Skins’
2. She doesn’t take any crap from anyone (will even resort to kung-fu)
3. Her life’s ambition is to follow the English music festivals
4. She can cook chicken like no one I've ever known
5. She owns a sailor suit!
She should be honoured to have that list!
Here’s a picture of my kitten Riley!
Peace out Blogspot!
Xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Dear Blogspot
I’ve decided that I live my life far too much by countdowns.
First day of school: 14 days 20 hours 40 minutes
Skins Season 2: Too Long!
Easter Holidays: 87 days
Christmas 2008: 345 days
Those are just a few examples.
I have a distressing thing to write. Last night’s Shortland Street episode was not as fantastical as I expected. After a month of waiting, the end result was not acceptable. Aside from delightful relationship strengthening scene about Shanti and Scotty, it did not meet the standard.
On a lighter note the aforementioned darling friend of mine recommended a website to me, skinsonline@blogspot.com and it is the best ‘Skins’ website I have seen in a long time! It’s updated with heaps of photos and cool stuff regularly, so always has something new to offer.
I was thinking yesterday about how only a year ago I was still in England, and that over half the people in my year at school were completely foreign to me back then. One of them is in fact the darling friend of mine, Anna.
(My cat is trying to get through the window)
Despite the fact she feels that she is actually losing her ‘cool’ factor, I’ll give her five reasons why she isn’t
1. She could very well blend into the world of ‘Skins’
2. She doesn’t take any crap from anyone (will even resort to kung-fu)
3. Her life’s ambition is to follow the English music festivals
4. She can cook chicken like no one I've ever known
5. She owns a sailor suit!
She should be honoured to have that list!
Here’s a picture of my kitten Riley!
Peace out Blogspot!
Xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Sunday, January 6, 2008
Skins Season 2 Trailer!!!!!
Not long now until February comes, as does Skins season 2!!!!
If you can't watch it on television, make sure to YouTube it!!!
I'll just put up the trailer for you.
:)
If you can't watch it on television, make sure to YouTube it!!!
I'll just put up the trailer for you.
:)
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